Some Nikon D3x info (updated)

Update: this one got busted pretty fast – this is an old dpreview parody post – see comments for more details (thanks Dan).
According to Digitalfreak, Nikon D3x should bring us:
  • FX 38.7 megapixels
  • based on the D3 body
  • new sensor: TIMOS (Time Interpolated Metal-Oxide-Semiconductor)
  • sensor pixel pitch: 2.59um
  • multiple cropping options (including custom)
  • same price as the D3
Via Digitalfreak