B&H did not come through after 3.5 months. However, Midwest Photo Exchange in Columbus, OH, did come through.
This is not a camera, it's a miracle in a box. When I got home, I took 6 shots. They were a gross mistreatment of what this camera was for, but, hey, haven't you ever had to scratch an itch? The sixth tells you what an amazing machine this is. Check it out here: http://hatchphotoartistry.blogspot.com/2012/05/nikon-d800e-whats-in-box-miracle.html