“No suitable nodes are available to serve your request.”
I’ve checked on french and danish Nikon-homepage: exactly the same.
It doesn’t necessarily mean anything, but it looks as if half of the european sides are down.
Hahaha,
nice finding ! And even real ! ! “Dog Types Recommended for Detection” … LOL. OMG, this will be the death of me ! ! !
Who needs satire when the real world again and again gets far beyond imagination.
There is an auto-pet-detection-recommendation out there, making people worry, if they have chosen to own the right and dog or cat. This is just too good.
Thanx David,
I strongly recommend everyone here to follow your link and to see for themself.
Now I know why it took them so long to develop this cam. It is extremly ambitious to implement a digital “over smile” detection, even Commander Data from Star trek was not able to reconize the human mimics correctly. Well done Nikon
The take another shot recommendation is great. Will need a whole bunch of patents… Canon wil go broke
Darn, this camera won’t work at all for me! I was hoping for an auto-detect-iguana mode, not an auto-detect-dog mode. Useless!!! (I like the creativity of the person that mocked this up).
You can’t do it with an Iguana because it’s green, and the auto-detection is based on the 3 primary colors values (RGB), if you have to much red, blue or green it won’t work, unless you use the new 3 sensors DSLR Nikon.
I just got the nws that Nikon will bring a D700 1/2 with 35 mp, built-in anti-shock system, the best lenses available on this planet (former Leica), and the most amazing thing: an affordable price tag (or was it Canon?)
“I hope that we don’t ever see the day when a ready-made photo system, which guarantees good photographic compositions in advance, goes on the market.”
-Henri Cartier-Bresson
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April fools??
ye D5
april fools another here the D800
This is what you get right now, if you try to visit http://www.nikon.de:
“No suitable nodes are available to serve your request.”
I’ve checked on french and danish Nikon-homepage: exactly the same.
It doesn’t necessarily mean anything, but it looks as if half of the european sides are down.
Sorry,
apparently just temporary probs with their server. All accessible again.
Nothing new at all. Would have been just to good.
Had to use the photo with the dog penis didn’t you?
IKEA Dog?
Is it APril 1st already?
Ahahaha… okay, i admit it. I fell for it!
I was “wow, that’s a lot of stupid side options…. is this for little kids.”
D’oh.
lol at the details. go back to school before even touching this camera. hahaha.
what the
april fools haha
duhhhhh….
so glad that was a fake. i saw that in the NR widget and thought “well, that just made Canon a fortune.”
Nobody is gullible this year.
iso 102,400, 24Megapixel please
Evil.
Love the dog detection mode. Not fooling anyone!!!
Who are the grumps that didn’t like this post?
Kev
Very good joke ! Well done !!!
April fould would be a D900 screen , who the hell bothers about an EVIL
whats with the ambulance?
I think that’s 365 days to the next scheduled service.
Nice joke, folks
LOL!!!!! GOOD ONE! I’M CRACKING AS I TYPE.
Thats a good one
But of course, Nikon will definitely use Dingbats font for their next camera.
Ok, that’s it! I’m going over to Canon!
Haha.. Nikon’s latest puppy huh?
Fujifilm site actually has photos of dog and cat breeds that their cameras will detect!!! http://www.fujifilm.com/products/digital_cameras/pet/index.html
Hahaha,
nice finding ! And even real ! ! “Dog Types Recommended for Detection” … LOL. OMG, this will be the death of me ! ! !
Who needs satire when the real world again and again gets far beyond imagination.
There is an auto-pet-detection-recommendation out there, making people worry, if they have chosen to own the right and dog or cat. This is just too good.
Thanx David,
I strongly recommend everyone here to follow your link and to see for themself.
It has begun
1st of April!
Now I know why it took them so long to develop this cam. It is extremly ambitious to implement a digital “over smile” detection, even Commander Data from Star trek was not able to reconize the human mimics correctly. Well done Nikon
The take another shot recommendation is great. Will need a whole bunch of patents… Canon wil go broke
Yeah… Happy April Fool.
IT’S A MALE
Darn, this camera won’t work at all for me! I was hoping for an auto-detect-iguana mode, not an auto-detect-dog mode. Useless!!!
(I like the creativity of the person that mocked this up).
You can’t do it with an Iguana because it’s green, and the auto-detection is based on the 3 primary colors values (RGB), if you have to much red, blue or green it won’t work, unless you use the new 3 sensors DSLR Nikon.
I just got the nws that Nikon will bring a D700 1/2 with 35 mp, built-in anti-shock system, the best lenses available on this planet (former Leica), and the most amazing thing: an affordable price tag (or was it Canon?)
Happy April FOOOOOOOOL’s Day~!!!
NICE ONE! Been even better if it had been an Easter bunny rabbit instead of the puppy.
would have been too obvious.
A better April Fool shock would have been for Nikon to actually have released a DSLR that wasn’t 12MP. Now that would have fooled everyone…
It’s April Fool not Christmas.
it is ridiculous!!
Take a break, it’s April 1st
In the age of flashy UIs, that screen looks boring at best.
“I hope that we don’t ever see the day when a ready-made photo system, which guarantees good photographic compositions in advance, goes on the market.”
-Henri Cartier-Bresson
Smile:
lovely
too much
not smiling
LMAO!!!